charles/dan
24 | she/they | lesbian agender
i am charles offdensen's lesbian wife. i make "funny" posts and sometimes i write things.
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BYF
on all socials i mainly post fandom related content.i am aware some of my interests can be problematic.don't take my posts too seriously im just goofing aroundmy main isnt explicitly nsfw but i will make mention of nsfw content so unfollow if youre uncomfortable
DNI
you don't think fiction affects reality or you ship underage characters with adults or any incest shittruscum/transmeddrama heavy accounts, i dont care about dat shityou get really angry about people selfshippingbasically dont be a cunt, ill block you so fast your head will fucking spin
INTERESTS
main interests (things i post about a lot): metalocalypse, sam and max, splatoon, bayonetta, zelda
other things i like: yakuza, persona 4, pokemon, youtubers/streamers, psychonauts, ace attorney, video games
FAQ
"you're a lesbian, why do you ship yourself with [insert male character]?" he isn't real. learn to think."do you hate people who like (x) character from mtl?" no. i don't care. i have the character tags muted anyway. like whoever (except for rockso) you want. go nuts"why did you block me?" if you send this on anon im going to explode you with my mind. also i dont owe you a reason"you should kill yourself" be original next time please
"i hate you, you're rude, annoying, etc.." join the club"stop begging people to like your work" no.[insert proship bullshit and stuff about purity culture here] i write porn all the time. i don't hate sex, i hate your bad writing."you know that (x) character you like is bad right?" yes. they will be hit with a rake. repeatedly."do you send yourself anon hate and positive asks?" no. and if i did they would not be as funny as "here's an AU, kill yourself"
HALL OF SHAME
video by: toydrill on twt
SELFSHIP
i selfship with these characters mainly. yes most of them are suit guys. it's fine.
πβοΈ Charles Offdensen (Metalocalypse) <- my main wife
πΆπ΅οΈ Sam (Sam and Max)
π΄πͺ Superball (Sam and Max)
π±π΅οΈ Flint Paper (Sam and Max)
ππ Bayonetta
π𧫠Herbert West (Reanimator)
SELFSHIP ART PAGE
most of this is art of me and charles. sorry
ART BY: rikkikixx
ART BY: toydrill
ART BY: papabigtoes
ART BY (from left to right):
uo6ep, cablehaver, dymphna1998, toydrill, larslenoire, grabbagmidi, varmintrifle666, snartfulisms